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17/09/2015
Dear Joe,
I received your letter showing your concern about how your school mates breaks down every semester. You've tried and tried to get sick too but you just can't make it happen. You can't just get to that point.
Hey Joe! I can help you out here. I've also been in school for a while now, I've seen people who cannot do breaking down during exams and I've also seen many never and might never get sick during exam. I looked into their lifestyle and came up with these five perfect tips to make you get sick during your next exam. Here is how to do it.
1. Drink excessively and smoke.
As soon as you resume next semester, make new friends. Friends like bottles and smoky sticks. Have them in excess in your refrigerator. Drink at least a bottle per day and at least three sticks per night. When its a week to exam, you can step it up to three bottles and a packet per day. Before exams, your lungs should be ready for the clinic.
2. Visit the gym everyday
Yes! You need to be respected. You need that body. you deserve that body you dream of. You can use this to your advantage; you can get sick and still have that kind of body that you want. Just visit the gym everyday for 10 weeks, 1 hour or more per day. you can step it up to 3 hours per day when it's two weeks to exam and 6 hours when it is a day to he exam. If you can do this, the probability of you picking a pen up the next day is zero.
3. Eat junk
Come on! Who wants to eat healthy? There are way too many food in this world to stick to one good for nothing diet all in the name of not getting sick. I'm sure you want all the pizza and all those french fries, and fried chicken and hamburger and hot dog and meat pie. Hell yeah! I want them too. But you need them than I do. You need to break down during exam. Not me.
4. Drink all the beverages
Did I just say all? Oh sorry. 3 bottles of cocacola and one bottle of lacasera for each day for 4 days would give you the diarrhea you want.
5. Prepare late for your exams
Why read everyday when you can have all the fun for 12 weeks and you can cover the syllabus in just a week. Come on, got to clubs; hangout with friends, travel and explore the world. When it's a week to exam, you can make up for all those weeks of enjoyment. Study 19 hours per day. 4 hours of rest is enough for you. Never mind how to achieve that, what are caffeinated drinks for? Drink them as much as you can in order to stay awake. By the time you get to the exam hall, an ambulance would be waiting for you.
So, Joe. If you want to carryover that 4 unit course, want to spend an extra year or two on campus, if you want to get rusticated or you simply need a lower credit, follow those suggestion. Should you change your mind, you can stay healthy during exam and after by doing just two things
1. Like us on facebook at www.facebook.com/kiksolynherbals for health tips and news
2. Check out the tips above and add "do not" before them.
You're smart!
Bam Kay Jr
